Now you can order your gifts in advance!
Want to ship to multiple addresses?
Email us first with what you'd like to order and address info.
We'll send back an invoice and honour the threshold discount code.
If you could have one thing for your birthday, what would it be? Yup. Same as us. A week in the Bahamas! Or perhaps a Ferrari. Mmm. I'd actually settle for a lifetime supply of wine. Hang on! No. A puppy. That would make me happy.
Aaah Birthdays. A time to indulge in fanciful dreams. Well, this is your opportunity to bring them crashing back down to reality with our yummy ironic chocolates. At least they'll soften the blow.
- Include a photo of their desire to really drive it home
- Our chocolate will be delicious but tinged with envy at whoever does get a unicorn for their birthday
- They may not get a Ferrari, but the chocolate will fit through their letterbox so at least they won't be heading to the Post Office
- One day we will master how to fit George Clooney through the letterbox, and then the postal service will probably implode
Send your ironic chocolates today with Morse Toad, and make them laugh.
Lovingly handmade in The New Forest, UK.
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For more information about how our products are made, the ingredients and other nutritional information, please follow this link.
For individual orders of just one box.
Royal Mail First Class Delivery (1 - 2 working days): £2.75
(Order before 1pm for same day dispatch)
Royal Mail Signed For Next Day Delivery: £6.95
(Order before 1pm to receive the next day)
Royal Mail Saturday Guaranteed Signed For: £10.95
(Order before 1pm on Friday to receive on Saturday)
International Royal Mail Tracked & Signed (Europe Only): £11.95
(Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days)
If ordering more than one box (parcels), please follow this link for more information.
Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.