Some birthday list requests are overambitious like a Ferrari, a week in the Bahamas or a unicorn. When aspirations and reality don't match up, send our funny birthday gift made from chocolate letters. It's the perfect funny gift to bring them back down to earth but keep a smile on their face.
If you could have one thing for your birthday, what would it be? Yup. Same as us. A week in the Bahamas! Or perhaps a Ferrari. Mmm. I'd actually settle for a lifetime supply of wine. Hang on! No. A puppy.
Birthdays!!! A time to indulge in fanciful dreams. Well, this is your opportunity to bring them crashing back down to earth with our yummy chocolate birthday gift. At least it will soften the blow.
And one day, if we do work out how to fit George Clooney through the letterbox, we'll let you know. Send your funny birthday chocolates today with Morse Toad, and make them laugh.
- Choose your funny chocolate message (either 22, 33 or 44 characters)
- Add a personal message to be printed on the card insert
- Include a photo or logo from your computer or choose from one of our designs (allow for some crop variance on the edges with the photo card)
- Checkout and choose your delivery options
- We use top quality Belgian milk chocolate, great for taste, bad for sharing. Find out what our customers think of our chocolate.
- Our boxes will fit through the letterbox so no need to go to the Post Office.
- We do not include receipts in our funny birthday gifts
- We may use hearts and stars at random so what you receive may not be identical to the photo.
Our funny birthday gifts are lovingly handmade in The New Forest, UK.
Find out what our customers think of our chocolate.
Ordered as gifts to send colleagues during lockdown. Very quick delivery and helpful response from Dicky for collated invoices.
A friend who needed cheering up
My husband loved it. Was perfect just to show my appreciation. Perfect gift for any occasion!
It was for my father. He said it made his month and I’m definitely now his favourite daughter!!!
My sister on behalf of her 2 young sons
For more information about how our products are made, the ingredients and other nutritional information, please follow this link.
For individual orders of just one funny gift box.
- Royal Mail First Class Delivery): £2.95 - £3.75 subject to weight (1 - 2 working days)
- Tracked 24hr Small Parcel Delivery: £5.95 - £7.49 subject to weight
- Tracked 48hr Small Parcel Delivery: £4.95
- Standard Untracked European Shipping (Europe Only): £5.95 - £12.95 subject to weight.
(Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days, sometimes more depending on the postal service in the country it's going to)
- Tracked & Signed For Royal Mail European Shipping (Europe Only): £9.95 - £19.95 subject to weight.
(Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days, sometimes more depending on the postal service in the country it's going to.
Learn more about funny gift delivery here.
Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.