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- Choose your delivery date(s)
- Order before 1pm for same day dispatch
- Letterbox friendly. No trips to the post office.
- Made using high-quality chocolate. Sharing is tricky.
- We will not include receipts in your gifts
- We use top quality Belgian milk chocolate, great for taste, bad for sharing. Find out what our customers think of our chocolate.
- Our chocolate photo gifts are letterbox friendly so no need to go to the Post Office.
- We do not include receipts in our gifts.
- The shelf life is 6 months. Please store in a cool dry place (not the fridge).
- For additional queries, please visit our FAQ page or contact us at [email protected].
- Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.
1. Choose your chocolate message.
2. Add a personal message to be printed on the inside of the lid.
3. Upload a photo to be printed on the outside of the box. You can choose either landscape or rotate your image to portrait, however the chocolate will always be landscape. Allow for 5mm cropping at the edges of your photo.
4. Checkout and choose your delivery options
- Belgian Chocolate Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring (Cocoa Solids: 37% Min, Milk Solids: 19% Min).
- The chocolate is gluten free, Halal certified, Kosher certified and vegetarian and contains no alcohol. It is not suitable for vegans.
- There are no nuts in the product. However, there are nuts on the premises so contamination is a possibility.
- Royal Mail Tracked 48hr Delivery: £2.99 - £4.99 subject to weight (2 - 3 working days)
- Tracked & Signed For Next Day Delivery: £5.99 - £7.49 subject to weight
- International Untracked Economy European Shipping (Europe Only): £5.99 - £12.99 subject to weight (Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days, sometimes more depending on the postal service in the country it's going to)
- International Tracked & Signed European Shipping (Europe Only): £9.99 - £19.99 subject to weight (Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days, sometimes more depending on the postal service in the country it's going to.