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Here at Morse Toad, a birthday isn't a birthday without a card, some chocolate and something amusing....oh and a lifetime of wine. Well ignoring the wine (we'll leave that up to you), we've got a birthday card that is funny, made from chocolate and a card...all in one. Kaboom!
Customise your funny chocolate birthday card with a funny photo to really zero in on their advancing years.
- Make it a photo gift by including a photo from the web. Maybe a picture of an old man?
- Our chocolate is top notch. We would say that, but so do our customers.
- The chocolate card will fit through the letterbox
- Everyone loves a surprise. Imagine their face when they receive yours!
Put a big grin on their face with Morse Toad's funny chocolate birthday card.
Made in Lymington New Forest, UK.
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For individual orders of just one box.
Royal Mail First Class Delivery (1 - 2 working days): £2.75
(Order before 1pm for same day dispatch)
Royal Mail Signed For Next Day Delivery: £6.95
(Order before 1pm to receive the next day)
Royal Mail Saturday Guaranteed Signed For: £10.95
(Order before 1pm on Friday to receive on Saturday)
International Royal Mail Tracked & Signed (Europe Only): £11.95
(Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days)
If ordering more than one box (parcels), please follow this link for more information.
Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.