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- Choose your chocolate message (either 22, 33 or 44 characters)
- Add a personal message to be printed on the card insert
- Include a photo or logo from your computer or choose from one of our designs (allow for some crop variance on the edges with the photo card)
- Checkout and choose your delivery options
- We use top quality Belgian milk chocolate, great for taste, bad for sharing. Find out what our customers think of our chocolate.
- Our boxes will fit through the letterbox so no need to go to the Post Office.
- We do not include receipts in our gifts
If you could have one thing for your birthday, what would it be? Yup. Same as us. A week in the Bahamas! Or perhaps a Ferrari. Mmm. I'd actually settle for a lifetime supply of wine. Hang on! No. A puppy. That would make me happy.
Aaah Birthdays. A time to indulge in fanciful dreams. Well, this is your opportunity to bring them crashing back down to reality with our yummy chocolate ironic gift. At least they'll soften the blow.One day we will master how to fit George Clooney through the letterbox, and then the postal service will probably implode
Send your ironic chocolates today with Morse Toad, and make them laugh.
Lovingly handmade in The New Forest, UK.
Find out what our customers think of our chocolate.
For more information about how our products are made, the ingredients and other nutritional information, please follow this link.
For individual orders of just one box.
Royal Mail First Class Delivery (1 - 2 working days): £2.95
(Order before 1pm for same day dispatch)
Royal Mail Signed For Next Day Delivery: £6.95
(Order before 1pm to receive the next day)
Royal Mail Saturday Guaranteed Signed For: £10.95
(Order before 1pm on Friday to receive on Saturday)
International Royal Mail Tracked & Signed (Europe Only): £11.95
(Delivery can take between 3 and 5 days)
Learn more about delivery here.
Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.