20 Great Puns By A Toad That Enjoys A Pun
Morse Toad is a pun. Yes, we're a messaging service and it is from Morse Code that we derive our name.
In honour of this fact, we have collected a collection of our favourite toad related puns.
1. What do you get when you stack toads together? A toadempole.
2. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse Toad! (YES!!!!!!)
3. When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad.
4. What's a toad's favourite ballet? Swamp Lake.
5. What is a frog's favorite kind of music? Hip-Hop!
6. What does a frog say when it sees something great? Toadly awesome!
8. What do you get when you plant a frog? A cr-oak tree.
9. What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in.
10. What is a frog's favorite game? Croaket
11. Why are frogs such liars? Because they are amFIBians
12. What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops!
13. You remember the thing that you TOAD me?I FROGOT it!
14. What planet would a space frog live? Plutoad
15. A Punny toad, can get a crowd hopping!
16. Why are toads so happy? They eat anything that bugs them!
17. I tell too many puns... Or so I've been TOAD.
18. Some of our puns are just un-FROG-gettable
19. Why did the frog make so many mistakes? It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
20. Where does the frog borrow money? From the river bank.
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